Schmidt, Gary D. The Wednesday Wars. New York: Clarion Books, 2007.
When Holling Hoodhood starts seventh grade, he quickly finds that a bizarre coincidence is going to leave him alone with his homeroom teacher every Wednesday afternoon, and his teacher is not happy about it. So Holling looks for help. But help’s not coming from anyone–least of all from his father, whose chief concern about what happens to his kids seems to be whether it will affect a business deal of his…
“‘Dad, Mrs. Baker hates my guts.’
“‘What did you do?’
“‘I didn’t do anything. She just hates my guts.’
“‘People don’t just hate your guts unless you do something to them. So what did you do?’
“‘Nothing.’
“‘This is Betty Baker, right?’
“‘I guess.’
“‘The Betty Baker who belongs to the Baker family.’
“…’I guess she belongs to the Baker family,’ I said.
“‘The Baker family that owns the Baker Sporting Emporium.’
“‘Dad, she hates my guts.’
“The Baker Sporting Emporium, which is about to choose an architect for its new building and which is considering Hoodhood and Associates among its top three choices.’
“‘Dad…’
“So, Holling, what did you do that might make Mrs. Baker hate your guts, which will make other Baker family members hate the name of Hoodhood, which will lead the Baker Sporting Emporium to choose another architect, which will kill the deal for Hoodhood and Associates, which will drive us into bankruptcy, which will encourage several lending institutions around the state to send representatives to our front stoop holding papers that have lots of legal words on them–none of them good–and which will mean that there will be no Hoodhood and Associates for you to take over when I’m ready to retire?’
“…’I guess things aren’t so bad,’ I said.
“‘Keep them that way,’ he said.
“This wasn’t exactly what I had hoped for in an ally.” (p. 7-8 )
